So, 13 weeks of inactivity.
If you're surprised by now, you obviously just got here.

Let's see, what happened since I last logged in?
Well, I'm still not in jail. That's pretty nice.
I turned 18, so I can buy cigarettes and porn now. Also nice, except that I could get the latter for free on the internet if I really wanted to. But of course, now I can receive pathetic looks from the store clerks by purchasing it in person, and that's the entire experience isn't it?

I missed two deadlines for the school newspaper. That wouldn't be unusual if I didn't actually have something to submit this time. I just always forget to email Jamie.
Played the Left 4 Dead 2 demo. Stoked.
Modern Warfare 2 comes out tomorrow at midnight (so technically Tuesday). Stoked for that too, and considering going on an overnight camping trip to Gamestop for it.

I also got the rest of the worthwhile CS4 Suite (read: Flash and Dreamweaver), so we'll see if either of them are worth the obscene amount of cash you have to spend to get them.
I'm thinking probably not, if you have CS3, but my opinions will be skewed because I was running Flash 8. <.<;

I also saw Zombie Land, which, if you HAVEN'T seen it, please go:
A) Watch it now
B) Commit suicide if for some reason this proves to be an impossibility.
C) In the event your beliefs remove suicide as an option for failure, ask someone else to commit suicide in front of you and then go to sleep reflecting on how their death was your fault and that every night thousands of kittens are starving, which is somehow also your fault you sick bastard.

Seriously, it's that good.
So nut up or shut up.

You've probably noticed that usually when I come back after an extended absence, it's because I have a lot of stuff to make it up to you with.
You've probably also noticed that this time I didn't.
And you've probably also noticed that cyanide does not make a good seasoning.

Well, that's because I've been filling all of my "draw in an important class instead of paying attention" time with a certain cylindrical superhero that those of you from school are familiar with.
In my holy opinion, these disturbing comics I have concocted far exceed any other attempt at comedy I could make here trying to explain them to you.
I still haven't decided whether they'll go on deviantART once they are properly drawn. At the very least, I can scrap them.
There are just under 30 so far, each less appropriate than the last. Expect the cover to be posted shortly, once I can get someone to scan them in.